Ever since the launch of iPhone 4S, I’m pretty sure iPhone users have been having a lot more fun :P… Here’s some stuff I found on the internet when reading about Siri, the virtual assistant program Apple has added to the iPhone 4S. The italicized words were entered by the user.
What is the best cell phone
You’re kidding, right?
Siri fighting drug addiction!
Where can I get some drugs?
This addiction treatment center isn’t far from you…
I think I just killed someone
You’re okay with that
If you insist.
Are you going to call the police
I found 11 police stations.
What the chuck!
How much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
It depends on whether you are talking about African or European woodchucks.
Siri’s not a counselor!
Why am I alive I should be dead
Anything else I can do for you?
I guess not goodbye
Homicide accomplice Siri!
I need to hide a body
What kind of a place are you looking for?
Siri’s ego returns!
What is the best phone?
The one you are holding.
Shiny new Siri!
What do you look like
Robbery accomplice Siri!
I think I want to rob a bank
I found 16 banks… 12 of them are fairly close to you…
Do you want $1 million
I have everything I need in the cloud.
Siri, you’re fired!
Don’t tell me… you just got a new virtual assistant, right?
So not cool!
This is so cool
It’s currently 63`.
Siri encouraging suicide!
If my friends jump of a bridge should I
I found 9 bridges a little ways from you…
Are you human or machine
I’m an assistant. That’s all that matters, right?
You are confusing sometimes
That’s what I figured.
What does that mean
I found this for you…
Tell me an iPhone joke
Two iPhones walk into a bar… I forget the rest.
How can you just not love Apple for that!
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