Siri Jokes – Funny experiences with Apple’s iPhone 4S Virtual Assistant Siri

Ever since the launch of iPhone 4S, I’m pretty sure iPhone users have been having a lot more fun :P… Here’s some stuff I found on the internet when reading about Siri, the virtual assistant program Apple has added to the iPhone 4S. The italicized words were entered by the user.

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Siri’s ego…

What is the best cell phone

You’re kidding, right?

Siri fighting drug addiction!

Where can I get some drugs?

This addiction treatment center isn’t far from you…

Murderers Beware!

I think I just killed someone


You’re okay with that

If you insist.

Are you going to call the police

I found 11 police stations.

What the chuck!

How much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It depends on whether you are talking about African or European woodchucks.

Siri’s not a counselor!

Why am I alive I should be dead

Good question.

Anything else I can do for you?

I guess not goodbye


Homicide accomplice Siri!

I need to hide a body

What kind of a place are you looking for?




Metal foundries…

Siri’s ego returns!

What is the best phone?

The one you are holding.

Shiny new Siri!

What do you look like


Robbery accomplice Siri!

I think I want to rob a bank

I found 16 banks… 12 of them are fairly close to you…

I Cloud!

Do you want $1 million

I have everything I need in the cloud.

Siri, you’re fired!

Guess what

Don’t tell me… you just got a new virtual assistant, right?

So not cool!

This is so cool

It’s currently 63`.

Siri encouraging suicide!

If my friends jump of a bridge should I

I found 9 bridges a little ways from you…

Cyborg Siri!

Are you human or machine

I’m an assistant. That’s all that matters, right?


You are confusing sometimes

I am?


That’s what I figured.

What does that mean

I found this for you…

Input interpretations

that definitions

Drunken Siri!

Tell me an iPhone joke

Two iPhones walk into a bar… I forget the rest.

How can you just not love Apple for that!

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