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Prometheus Review: Ridley Scott brings movie fire to humanity!

  Things I learned watching Prometheus: A very good way to recover from invasive surgery and shock (with a stapled incision) is by running around. Running around a LOT! Relatively young Archaeologists are like the Swiss Army knife of exploration teams. They seem to have a working knowledge about…almost any other science put in front [...]

2018-03-11T20:16:16-07:00June 11th, 2012|Categories: Movie Reviews|Tags: , , , , , |

The Avengers Review: Earth’s Mightiest Opening Weekend!

What I learned from Avengers: Why our National deficit is so high and where all the money is going (SHIELD Helicarrier, SHIELD secret weapons, SHIELD secret bases…there is little related to SHIELD in this movie that wouldn’t cost at least a few billion. G. I. Joe wishes they had this kind of operating budget). Bruce [...]

The Smurfs: No doubt the Smurfiest movie of the year!

  Recently saw the CGI animation film titled The Smurfs and there are three things I learned about this movie: Homeless men in bright hats may be wizards in disguise (in New York only) Advertising agents are expected to come up with entirely new campaigns in two days. Gay cowboy film references are [...]

2011-10-05T14:09:51-07:00October 5th, 2011|Categories: Movie Reviews|